Carter’s Unfocused One-Track Mind by Brent Crawford
Will Carter is now a sophomore, buffing out through football, thinking about a theater school in New York City, and still hoping for sex with Abby. Will took Amber to the Homecoming Dance, to make Abby jealous; however, Amber ditched Will, hooked up with Rusty, and became pregnant.
Sophomore boys are mystified with Amber’s pregnancy. Will says, “We’re just not cool enough to deal with the …baby situation, I think. We’re just like really focused on sex, you know? Like all the time… “ Will and his “boys” also join what seems like an unsupervised party every weekend, create a “fight club” with one pair of gloves (and one pair of ski gloves), go camping and start a major fire, and generally have more adventures than any ten average fifteen year olds.
Realistic? Not a chance.
Laugh-out-loud funny? You will be laughing so hard you will need to stop reading to wipe away the tears.
Even after you put the book down, you will be visualizing a bathroom floor full of pee, feces, vomit, and Will slipping across the bathroom floor, getting puke even in his ear. Third in the series.
Ages 14 and up;
cussing, kissing, pregnancy, Star Trek Sex.